Bush-Kerry: Quien es mas macho?

You tell me, and why. mariel.garza@dailynews.com

He's baaaaaaack....

My no. 1 anti-fan has returned. I hadn't heard from ole' Rich in so long, I thought he might have choked to death on his own bile or something. But he's back and in top form. He sent me a note today suggesting I get a job at the Tijuana Tribune. What a jokester!

P.S. no column this coming Sunday. Too damn busy with other things. I'll return the following week.

Readers say the darndest things!

"The enemy doesn't wear turbans...they wear serapes.''

This was a gem of wisdom from one of my faithful, regular readers who regularly scour my columns looking for me to show just a little trace of my Mexicaness, so they have a chance to denounce me as one of "them." Since I wrote about the driver's license issue last Sunday, I was flooded with e-mail from readers who took the opportunity to share some of their thoughts with me, such as the one above.

Yay.

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